On a day like today,

On a day like today,
All sunny and gay,
Many will warm their feet in the sand.
And enjoy the sun,
There for everyone,
That's what's so great about this land.
But if I don't choose,
to take off my shoes,
Please don't show me your hand.
I don't have to be glad
It's OK if I'm sad,
I'm just doing the best that I can.
So all you backstabbers,
And Life force grabbers,
You worry about yourselves.
If you don't shut it
That definitely won't cut it,
I hope your attacked by evil elves.

Special Spatulas

Spatulas can be good friends. They can protect your bunnies from attacks. They help you make pancakes. They are good to cuddle with. They can be good backscratchers. Spatulas help to clean the gunk out of the swamp cooler. Spatulas can be used to floss your teeth with. They can help you row a boat through toxic Zombie infested waters. Want me to make you some pancakes?