The strange green man just wanted to run for awhile.
His mind was on his mortgage and he smelled of cheap perfume.
Everyone avoided him, they all gave him ample room.
He ran and ran for days and days until one day he stopped.
He'd ran enough he thought aloud, and that is where he dropped.
The coppers came and tagged his body, drew smiley's on the bag.
They never could find his loved ones, but they buried him with a flag.
Now the worms crawl in his nose and ears, and he's not lonely now.
This is what always happens, when you try to eat MAD COW.
