Cliche

I like trying to find truth in old cliches. A stitch in Time, saves nein....That's about as funny as a hole in the head...... Having my watch sewn to my wrist will help me stop losing it, but there really is NOTHING funny about taking out a drill and..........what was I talking about?



Me gusta tratar de encontrar la verdad en viejos clichés. Una puntada en el tiempo, guarda nein.... es aproximadamente tan divertido como un agujero en la cabeza...... ¿Tener mi reloj cosido a mi muñeca me ayudará a dejar de perder, pero realmente hay nada divertido acerca de sacar un taladro y.......... lo que era yo hablando?

Lonely!

Running through the lonely streets wearing nothing but a smile.

The strange green man just wanted to run for awhile.

His mind was on his mortgage and he smelled of cheap perfume.

Everyone avoided him, they all gave him ample room.

He ran and ran for days and days until one day he stopped.

He'd ran enough he thought aloud, and that is where he dropped.

The coppers came and tagged his body, drew smiley's on the bag.

They never could find his loved ones, but they buried him with a flag.

Now the worms crawl in his nose and ears, and he's not lonely now.

This is what always happens, when you try to eat MAD COW.

Software!

Please register your software today. If you fail to do so a gang of ninjas will be sent to you house to destroy you, after that we will dispatch pirates to take care of the Ninjas but you won't care about that you will be dead. This could all have been avoided if you had just registered your software in the first place. It only takes a moment.

Poke!