Test

This is a test of the Emergency Blog Post System. This Is Only A Test. If this had been an actual post you would have received information on where to go to have the memory of said post erased from your brain. Your local pharmacy can usually help you in the case of such and emergency. But a good tack-hammer to the head will do the trick just as well. Remember this is only a test. Save that tack-hammer for a real post.

Colors

I have a blue hat I wear when I am blue,
I have a black suit I wear for one of my black moods,
I wear a gold ring for a golden sunset
Never worn my green shirt cause I am not rich yet.
I have a silver chain for under the full moon's light
(if I have to explain about silver and lycanthropy it will take too long)
I have a pink tie for "Lazer Floyd" night.
I wear my indigo glasses to party the whole night through
(just in case you didn't know indigo is bluish purple that's almost as
black as night)
I wear my brown shoes for when I have to ... well... something better left unmentioned.
I wear a white towel then bathtime is done.
And there's my yellow dress for when I'm out in the sun
(Don't Judge)
And my purple scarf for wildcat football night.
(It's not a scarf it's an ascot you dolt)
And my blood red pants for when I've been beaten within an inch of my life.
(Shouldn't have worn the ascot)

Sarah Jane

Sarah Jane, Sarah Jane
How you just stick within my brain,
You make me feel right as rain,
Oh how I love you Sarah Jane.

I know I locked you out last night dear Sarah
and I'm sure you froze your pretty feet
You won't let me forget and lock that door again
I guess that's why you filled my boots with peat.

Sarah Jane, Sarah Jane
Oh how you give my mind a strain
Why did you saw through my cane
Oh how I love you Sarah Jane.

I know I burnt you soup last night sweet Sarah
And then you threw it in my face
The doctor says I'll heal by summer
Til then I sleep in pain's embrace.

Sarah Jane, Sarah Jane
I let our love wane
You left me for Duane
But I still love you Sarah Jane.

Piratical

I shall do all from this day forth in a manner most piratical. I like the boots and the buckles. I think I could do without the swords as I don't have any letters that big to open but the boots and buckles will do fine. It brings a new meaning to the phrase "Buckle Up" does it not? Buckle Up could now mean to do things in a manner most piratical. I like the beards and moustaches as well, and the lack of bathing....well that I already did.

Retirement

I think its time for this. I am afraid that I have put it off too long. I am retiring from my illustrious career as a Toe-Truck Driver. I have hauled Toes across this great country of ours and delivered them to factory workers and heads of state alike. Many people are surprised at the demand for good toes out there. I tell them "We gotta eat something don't we?" Yes Toes are a delicacy that many people misunderstand but for those of you out there who do, I guess this means youre gonna have to get yourself a new Toe-Truck Driver. I think in my retirement Im going to actually learn to eat them. Ive hauled them for so many years but I have never tried one. I should also learn to cook them before I try to eat them so that will be on my agenda as well. I hope this makes everything clear. Thanks you and have a nice day!

Door Prizes

Door prizes are funny things. How will I know they will fit in the frames I have? I'm not sure I would want a door prize. I guess you could always resell them. or turn them in for store credit at the home improvement store. That's something I could use. "Home Improvements." I wonder if they can do anything about the constant noise. gags for the children seems like the quickest fix but maybe there is some new fangled invention for quieting a home. Sedatives seem a bit drastic.

Onions

Onions. I think they are so wonderful we should classify them as candy. Put them in everything. Sell them on Ebay. They might just be the most wonderful edible in the world. oops....gotta go I need some tums.