Questions. Some of them are.

Corn is funny. It is pretty much the same coming or going. If gooses congregate in Gaggles and Dragons congregate in Droves. , do Children Group in Chases? I had a chaise lounge once. It was nice I would lie there for hours at a time thinking about the little people who don't have Chaise lounges to lie around in and how small their lives must be. Mice are small. So are teeth. Especially baby teeth. They are easy to swallow too. Just as k my son and his second grade teacher. Where does Premium grade beef come from? A Special school for beef? Why don't they number their grades at beef school like the rest of us do? Don't they know it's the 21st century? We know how to count now. Get with the times Beef School.

Sandpaper Beauty!

Sandpaper is my new exfoliant. My beauty consultant (who really should be paying me to advertise for her like I do) tells me my skin needs to be rejuvenated by exfoliating. Sandpaper (coarse grain) really seems to do the trick plus it leaves my skin with a pinkish hue. Well Red really but it fades to pink. Why is pink a girls color? I mean I don't like pink myself but isn't it unfair that some men are forced to dislike pink due to the lack of masculinity? Girls seem to be able to like all colors and it doesn't matter but not for the boys. Were stuck in the blues. Maybe we should be singing the blues. With our grisled features sitting in some dive of a blues club sing about the woes of sandpaper exfoliants.

Lemmings are off!

It's now official. The Anual Lemming run of Hooper has started!
This year's competition includes Obstacles such as Crossing Howard's Slough (irrigation canal) and the midland drive dash. The teams with the most lemmings at the finish line win!

Announcement!

I would like to announce my return to the Professional Mole Training Circuit. My previous success with training the Ocularly challenged Burrowing animals has been the highlight of my life though I fear I may never achieve the success training some of the newer breeds of moles as I did with the Johnson Mole breed. Stockier and more powerful than other breeds they could burrow much faster than today's breeds though their wider haunches did force them to dig wider tunnels, Today's breeds are slimmer but are prone to difficulties when they encounter large rocks as seen recently on the Gold Sand Diggers Derby at Olney Prairie Downs. I left the sport originally following the death of Lemo III my greatest Champion Johnson Mole. It was Her time I know but I was so very saddened because when she had the claw injury in '98 I nursed her back to health and she took the Triple Dig the next year. My brief forays into Underwater basket weaving. and Cockroach husbandry were not fulfilling and brought me none of the happiness of my true calling. Professional Mole Training.

Spoodge

This is my new catch-all term for things that come out of my one year-old. If it is caught running out of his nose.....It's Spoodge. If it has collected on his shirt after eating bananas....Spoodge! If ....well you get the idea. This way I don't have to ask..."What is that?" or "Where did that come from?" Cause it's all Spoodge. I find saving time is important when you have kids.