Announcement!

I would like to announce my return to the Professional Mole Training Circuit. My previous success with training the Ocularly challenged Burrowing animals has been the highlight of my life though I fear I may never achieve the success training some of the newer breeds of moles as I did with the Johnson Mole breed. Stockier and more powerful than other breeds they could burrow much faster than today's breeds though their wider haunches did force them to dig wider tunnels, Today's breeds are slimmer but are prone to difficulties when they encounter large rocks as seen recently on the Gold Sand Diggers Derby at Olney Prairie Downs. I left the sport originally following the death of Lemo III my greatest Champion Johnson Mole. It was Her time I know but I was so very saddened because when she had the claw injury in '98 I nursed her back to health and she took the Triple Dig the next year. My brief forays into Underwater basket weaving. and Cockroach husbandry were not fulfilling and brought me none of the happiness of my true calling. Professional Mole Training.