Sandpaper Beauty!

Sandpaper is my new exfoliant. My beauty consultant (who really should be paying me to advertise for her like I do) tells me my skin needs to be rejuvenated by exfoliating. Sandpaper (coarse grain) really seems to do the trick plus it leaves my skin with a pinkish hue. Well Red really but it fades to pink. Why is pink a girls color? I mean I don't like pink myself but isn't it unfair that some men are forced to dislike pink due to the lack of masculinity? Girls seem to be able to like all colors and it doesn't matter but not for the boys. Were stuck in the blues. Maybe we should be singing the blues. With our grisled features sitting in some dive of a blues club sing about the woes of sandpaper exfoliants.