Thursday, January 25, 2007

Retirement

I think its time for this. I am afraid that I have put it off too long. I am retiring from my illustrious career as a Toe-Truck Driver. I have hauled Toes across this great country of ours and delivered them to factory workers and heads of state alike. Many people are surprised at the demand for good toes out there. I tell them "We gotta eat something don't we?" Yes Toes are a delicacy that many people misunderstand but for those of you out there who do, I guess this means youre gonna have to get yourself a new Toe-Truck Driver. I think in my retirement Im going to actually learn to eat them. Ive hauled them for so many years but I have never tried one. I should also learn to cook them before I try to eat them so that will be on my agenda as well. I hope this makes everything clear. Thanks you and have a nice day!

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