Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Announcement!
I would like to announce my return to the glorious sport of Underwater Turnip Tossing. I know It has been a few short months since my retirement. I have in the mean time pursued many dreams of mine including my greatest dream to join the white house official barbershop quartet. But my heighth which is so helpful for Underwater Turnip Tossing has been a hinderance to my efforts in other areas. A man of 5'10" Just can't sing the tag line for "Coney Island Baby" down on one knee and not get lost to those sitting on the back row of the auditorium. So I have bid my fellow barbershopians farewell and I will return to the sport that made me rich and famous. I hope this clears up the rumors and confusion made prevalent recently in the tabloids about my joining the nude skydiving team. Thank you and I will see you all with my whisket in hand at the bottom of the pool soon. Go Cody Wyoming Whifflers!
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