One day my ship will come in...

One day my ship will come in and I will find myself sunbathing on my own private island. Then I will declare war on the Resort island nearest mine and take over. At which time I will begin by taking over all small private-sized islands in the ocean. I don't wish to take over the world just the really fancy parts. and then I will make all the visitors purchase pictures of me to take home to their families. Their slides will all have pictures of me and everyone in the world will suddenly be glad when their neighbors ask them to come over and watch their slides from their last vacation to one of the Navel Islands.