The Ballad of Charlie Macgrue

The Ballad of Charlie Macgrue

There once was a man named Charlie Magrue…
He bought him a Heffer to make him a stew.
He fed it a cleansed it and took care of it’s life.
He loved it so much that he made it his wife.

They spent several years just happy as clams,
And often had dinners of parsnips and yams.
And early one spring to the delight of Magrue.
He cooked his dear wife and made from her a stew.