Misdemeanors Announcement 8

Bears.....I often think wouldn't a bear friend be nice. You could cuddle with it. You'd have to keep it sedated of course. You could sleep with it. You could share tranquilers with it. When it's nice and fat you can kill it and skin it and make a rug out of it. Or a coat. Just a thought.

I have so many collections I can't count them all...Toenail clippings....Scabs....Navel Lint....Lime Scale....Rabid mouse fetuses. It's so much fun to have a hobby. I think there would be a lot more happiness and joy in the world if everyone had a hobby. I enjoy walking...Caning myself repeatedly. It's fun to Draw. It's fun to draw flies. I think though that my favorite hobby is going into the places that say "Tourist Information" and ask..."Why do they always wear black socks with sandals and carry cameras larger than their own heads?"

Could We somehow harness the static electricity generated by the children of the world as they run willy nilly from here to there? It might solve the world energy shortages. But I think it might have other benefits as well. For example before this is implemented the children will still always be discouraged from running around the room acting like crazed monkey's. Now if the teacher is talking in class and the children start to run around the room she won't mind. But if they become too unruly then she will have a button that suddenly releases all the static electricity they have worked up over the day and jolts them back into compliance. I see this as a win/win situation.