Misdemeanors Announcement 6

EEP!!! I saw a mouse. I keep telling my kids they aren't going to catch it with a plastic rat toy. Nor will they lure the cat up to the computer room with the toy either. They seem to think it's ok to just grab that cat and drag it wherever they want to. And they wonder why it scratches fromt ime to time. I got a scratch on my knee, pushing the suburban after it broke down. One year later...scars. nasty scars. Wonder if mice get scars... besides the ones that end up in traps. Those scars don't heal. I wonder what goes through their brains right before that steel bar does. "See that big stiff looking rat over there? I bet it will pay attention to me if I beat this trap".....SNAP!!

Ok one of you stole my guitar tuner. I play bad enough as it is guys. IF someone wants to find it I will promise not to play anywhere near you. if it doesn't turn up though I'm gonna play it out of tune til someone finds me the tuner or buys me a new one. Anyone? Speak up now. Typical reaction. You remind me of my kids when they have thrown something valuable down the stairs or stolen the car or something. Who knew a 7 year-old could reach the pedals. This is Why there's a lock on the fridge too people. Stealing food...stealing tuners...stealing cars...darn kids.

All bakies aside. Wanna help me catch my cat? I wanna learn to skin like a mountain man. Beavers are all trapped out where I live so we can't trap and skin them. Sometimes I wanna skin my kids too but that's a whole different problem. see if I skin the cat and then wrap it in duct tape I don't have to brush it anymore and then that means she won't claw me when she has a particularly rough tangle. Granted I might not enjoy petting her so much. Ok Ok I better not. she's too cuddly. How about a labrador skin?