Misdemeanors Announcement 4

Who invented perforations? Man is that handy. ripping something out of a book nonchalantly only to discover that the perforations didn't work and it looks just as bad or worse than if you had ripped nonchalantly without the perforations. I guess that's better than a perforated bowel. Wouldn't it be nice if we human beings (I'm just assuming that we all are you never know science will probably tell us tomorrow that half of us are some sort of intelligent fungus) came perforated? Need an operation? no problem...no knives...the doctor just nonchalantly tears....oops.
Remember all those songs from Elementary school PE class? Go you chicken Fat Go? I thought chickens had LESS fat...it always confused me. I thought burgers were un healthy and chicken was only fatty if you added fat to it. boy those lunchladies...well best not say that isn't nice. I recall also that we WANTED to work a turn in the lunch room. Now that I'm older and I have a clue about what goes into some of that stuff ...heebie jeebies. But it was always nice to do PE with those parachutes and dodge ball. With out the tables and the food and the weird ladies...the lunchroom wasn't half bad.
As you get older everything Tapers off. My father used to ask for his hair cut on the sides "With a slight Taper" everytime. Our ability to outrun our children tapers off. Our aggressiveness tapers off. I wish I could get my gut to taper off. just a little off the gut please. No the back is fine....mighty fine. Just a little off the gut...make it all even. Wouldn't it be nice if cosmetic surgery were as easy as going to the barber. better have a good barber though. if you get it done wrong you might notice more things tapering off.