Misdemeanors Announcement 5

Anyone wanna mow my lawn? IT won't mow it self now people. I'm not offering you any compensation for it. I expect it. It also needs to be edged. it would be nice if you could add more perrenials to the front bed by the hibiscus too. Hibiscus can't figure out if that is a play on words for an olympic event or if it is some fancy bisquit. I don't like trisquits....I like wheat thins. Trisquits look like you should pour milk over them, but don't try it it isn't fun. I think it might be equivalent to eating from the dog dish right after the dog has slobbered all over it. yes those of you who love trisquits enjoy them..... but not with milk on them.

Fine after waiting and waiting. I mowed my own darn lawn. Bunch a slow good for nothings. OK now what do I do with all the clippings. if I fill the can that the city picks up with their truck, you know the one with the arm on it that lifts it up and dumps it? Robotics. Isn't it cool today that we can all grow fat while machines lift our garbage into trucks. Used to be garbagemen looked like charlie sheen and emilio estevez. Now they look like...me...or anyone else who spends far too much time on their but in front of a computer. I wonder if they have laptops in those trucks. Playing everquest or sims wirelessly while they dump. if I put the clippings in that can then I will have to live with a pile of garbage bags just inside of my front door cause the clippings take up all the space.

Cookies. Whoever named them was lazy weren't they? And not very specific. Shouldn't they be Bakies? I wonder if we put more time into it couldn't we find a name that described more than the process by which they are achieved. Happy Sugar Fun Disks. Obesity inducing circles. Substitute for social-loss treats. Good Tasting Patties Best Eaten Warm. Maybe cookies is better. I still plan on calling them Bakies.